

OH H3LLO TO YOU TO K4RKL3S
MY 4NSW3R TO YOUR RUD3 QU3ST1ON, 1 S1MPLY DON’T SHUT MY “WORD-HOL3” B3C4US3 YOU’R3 SUCH 4N 34SY T4RG3T >:]
N3XT T1M3, 1F YOU W4NT3D 4 L1CK, JUST S4Y SO <3



OH H3LLO TO YOU TO K4RKL3S
MY 4NSW3R TO YOUR RUD3 QU3ST1ON, 1 S1MPLY DON’T SHUT MY “WORD-HOL3” B3C4US3 YOU’R3 SUCH 4N 34SY T4RG3T >:]
N3XT T1M3, 1F YOU W4NT3D 4 L1CK, JUST S4Y SO <3


4CTU4LLY 1 D3C1D3D ON 4NOTH3R DR3SS!
M4K3 SUR3 3V3RYON3 W4TCH3S FOR M3 4ND D4V 4TT3ND1NG HOM3STUCK PROM TOG3TH3R! >:]

4LR1GHT W3LL 1M NOT 4 PROF3SS1ON4L BUT 1’LL DO MY B3ST W1TH THIS
F1RST 1 LOOK3D UP YOUR HUM4N “PT3ROD4CTYLS”

4ND TH3Y K1ND OF LOOK L1K3 DR4GONS! TH3YR3 PR3TTY GOOD FOR HUM4N DR4GONS
SO TH1S WOULD 4LSO 3XPL41N WHY 1M 1N YOUR DR34M. DUH

4ND 1 DON’T KNOW TH1S “PR3S1D3NT OB4M4” BUT H3 S33MS L1K3 4 N1C3 GUY
4BOV3 1T 4LL YOU SOUND A B1T W31RD 4ND YOU S33M L1K3 YOU M1GHT H4V S3R1OUS PROBL3MS SO 1 WOULD CONS1D3R G3TT1NG H3LP

D4V3S SH1R—
OH! H3 L3FT 1T H3R3 L4ST T1M3 H3 W4S OV3R 4ND 1 WAS W4SH1NG MY OTH3R ON3
CH4LK C4N B3 QU1T3 M3SSY YOU KNOW
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OH MY GOG NO! WH4T 1S COOL 3NOUGH TO W34R TO 4 PROM W1TH MR STR1D3R? 1V3 N3V3R B33N TO 4 PROM 4ND 1 DONT KNOW WH4T TO DO! >:[